
My "curiosity" of the week:
Mary broke her toe because Mollie really, really likes bones.
Logic to arrive at the above conclusion:
Q1. Why did Mary break her toe?
A1. Because she slipped in a puddle of dog potty and fell down hitting her foot against the wall.
Q2. Why was there dog potty on your floor? Ew!
A2. Because
Dingo (The Boy's 30+ lb dog) was sick and "leaking" a bit.
Q3. Why was Dingo sick?
A3. Because his kidneys were failing.
Q4. Oh my! Why were Dingo's kidney's failing?
A4. Probably because he ate something toxic in the garage.
Q5. Why did Dingo eat something toxic in the garage?
A5. Because Dingo was having to stay in the garage a good bit lately.
Q6. Why was poor Dingo having to stay in the garage?
A6. Because Dingo and
Mollie (B's 10-lb dog) had to be separated.
Q7. Why did they have to be separated? Couldn't they just play together?
Q8. Gross! Why did Dingo jump on poor Mollie and pop her poor eye out? That's nasty!
A8. Because Mollie stole his bone and he wanted it back. Duh.
Q9. Why did Mollie steal Dingo's bone?
A9. Because Mollie really, really likes bones!
THEREFORE..... Mary broke her toe because Mollie really, really likes bones. Ta-dah!
Dingo is coming home from the vet hospital this evening after a couple days worth of fluids flushing out his system. He's not 100% but better.
The Boy and The Girl are buying him a pen and dog house so he doesn't have to be in the garage.
Mollie is having her eye REMOVED tomorrow. Sigh. BUT - Mary wants to make her an eye-patch and take her as a pirate trick-or-treating this year.
Mary goes to the orthopedic doc tomorrow. It's just in her toe, not in the growth plate, so what can they really do? I'm sure just tape it. She should be fine! (I hope!) :-)
On a happier note, the radiologist told her he could tell she's not finished growing. Good news! Tall is good!!
For more "curiosities" this week, visit Emma's super nifty blog "
The Gift Shed" for links to other players.
(My little "I Wonder" guy up at the top appeared this morning as I was thinking about curiosity. I guess his nose is so long because people who are curious sometimes get labeled as "nosey!" Watercolor paper, fine Sharpie pen, and my *new* gift-to-me Prismacolor markers!)
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